Verbal Sparring

Think of this along the same lines as people trading "Yo Mama" jokes.

Joe: "Git yo assssss outta bed."

Me: "Trust me, I'm gonna kick yours if you don't hush it."

Joe (from closet): "OOOOOOH. I am scared. Really."

Me: "Damn straight. You should be."

Much giggling and laughing.

Joe: "Git yo Sam's Club value pack of hormones ASSSSSSSSS outta da bed."

Much laughing, disabling speaking.